Boston Red Sox celebrate ALCS

Lap it up, Papi!

AAAAhhhh! Curt, it's almost too much for me!!!

Yeah and it's almost too big for me to control!

Phillies celebrate

"Ah, vewy tasty mistah rorrins, isn't it?"

"Arrrrgghh!!!! Oh yes I love it!!!"


"Oh boy, my favorite thing, sperms!!!"


"Open up and say ahh, baby!"

"Shoot it right in my mouth, yeah!"


"Just dump that hot load right on my head! Dump it all over me!"

"I've never been happier in my whole life! I wish we could do this every day of the year!"

Peavy the sizequeen?

you did it