Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tampa Bay Rays Premature Celebration

"And here is a little something for you you."
"Ah ha! Yeah! All over my face! That's where I want it!"

"Oh geez you are really soaking me with hot hot blasts of semen from that penis!"
"I know. Even though you are ejaculating a penis yourself I'm still spraying you with even more ejaculate."

"Rar! Take this huge load of sperms!"
"Ha ha, nope you missed me!"

"Oh yeah, well fuck you! I definitely got you with that eruption of spooge. Pow pow pow!"
"Oh fuck you did! Now I've jizz all over me. Hot frothy jizz!"

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Bob Costas Town Hall Live

"the future of sports media will involve at least 2 hard boners."

Monday, April 28, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008